Sunday, April 18, 2010
So many girls, so little time... WAAAAAHHH!!!
Tristan: Dad, you know your boobs are bigger than the first grader chick who was hitting on me yesterday?
Me: Dude, unless you can take me on the ring with the gloves off, I suggest you lay off talking about my manboobs. capisce?
Tristan: Chill old man. I'm just messin' with you.
Me: Hey, wanna check out the french chicks by the pool?
Tristan: As long as you promise me you won't tell Mom, The Sisters, The Ninang and the Lola.
Me: Scout's honor, dude.